The skull of Felis Catus Salve represents a landmark case in theoretical zoology, notable for achieving global recognition while discarding several features traditionally considered “necessary” for life. Its morphology suggests an organism evolved not through natural selection, but through relentless exposure to stationery, lunchboxes, and international branding.
Felis Catus Salve appears to have evolved under aesthetic selection pressure, where traits that provoke delight are favored over those that aid survival. The skull reflects an organism perfectly adapted to coexist with humans by being harmless, and relentlessly pleasant.
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