{"product_id":"cranium-simpsonicum-large-skulls","title":"Cranium Simpsonicum (Large Skulls)","description":"\u003carticle dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] thread-sm:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] thread-lg:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] thread-lg:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e*Production is hand made and is estimated to ship on or before Sept 14th.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCranium Simpsonicum\u003c\/strong\u003e — a peculiar pentad of cranial fossils believed to originate from a late-20th-century suburban ecosystem characterized by fluorescent lighting, nuclear employment, and unusually high concentrations of \u003cspan class=\"hover:entity-accent entity-underline inline cursor-pointer align-baseline\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"whitespace-normal\"\u003edonut\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e residue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe five skulls in the set display remarkable morphological diversity despite their apparent shared habitat. Collectively they exhibit: a smooth suprafrontal curvature optimized for repeated low-velocity impacts, multiple radial cranial protrusions of uncertain aerodynamic value, and one specimen with an improbable vertical cranial extension once hypothesized to function as a social antenna.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCranial capacity across the assemblage varies dramatically, yet all specimens show identical dental adaptations suited to a diet rich in \u003cspan class=\"hover:entity-accent entity-underline inline cursor-pointer align-baseline\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"whitespace-normal\"\u003edonut\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e, trace minerals from \u003cspan class=\"hover:entity-accent entity-underline inline cursor-pointer align-baseline\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"whitespace-normal\"\u003ebeer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e foam, and occasional leafy plant matter of disputed enthusiasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eResearchers note that when arranged together, the five skulls of \u003cstrong\u003eCranium Simpsonicum\u003c\/strong\u003e appear to form a stable social configuration, suggesting a cooperative survival strategy involving loud exclamations, improvisational problem solving, and periodic musical interludes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe set remains one of the most studied examples of animated suburban hominid evolution—demonstrating that, in certain environments, cranial structure may be less important than comedic timing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSet Includes all 5 Skull Specimens\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLimited Edition of 10, Signed and Numbered\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHand Made, Stereolithograph Print. Hand Painted, Hand Finished.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHomeri Height approx. 5.5\" tall (Total height with base)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMargaritæ Height approx. 8\" tall (Total height with base)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLisæ Height approx. 5\" tall (Total height with base)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBarti Height approx. 5\" tall (Total height with base)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaggiæ Height approx. 4.75\" tall (Total height with base)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePhotosensitive Resin, Acrylic Paint, UV Clear Coat, Steel Rod.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*Not Official In Any Way. This Is Art.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Jason Freeny","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51248966369447,"sku":null,"price":1250.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1061\/7428\/files\/SimpsonGiantSkullGroupFront.jpg?v=1787493644","url":"https:\/\/shopfreeny.com\/products\/cranium-simpsonicum-large-skulls","provider":"Jason Freeny","version":"1.0","type":"link"}